Thursday, March 12, 2009

He Loved Her Fancy Underwear: LIl' Wayne's "Prom Queen"



Lil' Wayne Goes Rock! His single "Prom Queen" that was released late January, is hitting all of the music charts across and outside of the nation. This is first single to be released off of his new rock album Rebirth that is set to hit stores first Tuesday of April. This officially makes Weezy F. Baby, please say the Baby, a raprock artist. Does this have a crucial impact on the rap industry? Yes it does. Does it water down the rap industry even more? I am riding the fence with my answer to that. But I tell ya what it does do, it show a little versatility. Black entertainers in the Rock Industry are limited. And it shows that Lil' Wayne can do more than drink sizzurp all day, he learned to play a new instrument. I am really admiring him with this one because I too am learning how to play the guitar, and he is doing a fine job. Here is the deal, does this mean Lil Wayne will never rap again? Noooooooooo. Does this mean you must like Rock n' Roll now? noooooooo. So what does it mean? It means that Lil' Wayne doesn't feel like he has to do what you want him to do, and if he wants to write a rock album, then that's precisely Whiskey Tango Foxtrot he is going to do! Why should he be restricted to one genre of music? For the paranoid hip-hop only fans? I think not. uh uh, nope. If ya don't like it, don't listen to it. I personally think the song is genius. Check it out...





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"Prom Queen" Lyrics

I loved her fancy underwear
I sit behind her every year
Waitin' for the chance to get
To tell her I'm the one she should be with OUW!
She's popular wiht all the guys
So innocent in my eyes
I could see her in my life
she would've had the perfect sweet man

But see she had other plans
I could not understand
Her and her stupid friends
Varsity's biggest fans
Never forget the day
She laughed and walked away
And I couldn't stop her
I guess she had it all

Chorus
She had it all figured out
But she left me with a broken heart
F*#cked around and turned me down
Cause she didn't think I could play the part
But now the prom queen, the prom queen
is crying sittin' outside of my door
She never know how
How everything could turn around

They loved her fancy underwear
Every boyfriend every year
She tried to keep 'em entertained
When they can hardly remember her name
She did everything she could just to
To make him love and treat her good
She found herself alone
Askin herself , where did she go wrong?

She didn't realize
She chased the type of guys
That don't believe in ties
Tryin' to apologize
Never forget the day
She laughed and walked away
And I couldn't stop her
I guess she had it all

Chorus
She had it all figured out
But she left me with a broken heart
F#@ked around and turned me down
Cause she didn't think I could play the part
But now the prom queen, the prom queen
is crying sittin' outside of my door
she never knew how
How everything could turn around


Getup!


Chorus
Shad it all figured out
But she left me with a broken heart
F*$ked around and turned me down
Cause she didn't think I could play the part
But now the prom queen , the prom queen
is crying sitting outside of my door
She never knew how
How everything could turn around






Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Monkey Bidnes: Sexual Behavior of the Bonobo Apes




I went to NYC for my girl Nyk's bday and we, and a few other friends decided to venture down to the KINK MUSEUM. Also known as the Museum of Sex, we thought this just had to be super interesting. Here we saw SO MANY EXHIBITS... I mean from Robots having sex, to videos of stars we ALL know and love, to whales blowing in each others blow holes, pun intended. But after we left there was one exhibit that had us crackin' up for the next month or so, and I wanted to give them, my niccuz a shout out! THE BONOBOS , AKA the Pygmy Chimpanzee and even sometimes called the Dwarfs. This is an endangered species and can be found in the wild in the Democratic Republic of Congo. You can spot a Bonobo a mile way because of their looong legs and the throw back part in the top of their heads. bottom line is this: Genetic studies have characterized their DNA as more than 98% identical to that of the Homo sapiens. But these puppy pumpin' chimps may be a little more homo than you think, pun intended.

LET'S GG...


Sexual intercourse plays a HUGE role in their society. Some scientists think that they use sex to greet, resolve a conflict (instead of wars) , and to reconcile after a conflict... what a shocker. Bonobos engage in face-to-face sex, genital sex, tongue kissing, and oral sex. The female-female behavior of touching genitals and rubbing them together is known as GG rubbing (genital-genital rubbing), or "Scissoring." "Strong female bonding allows groups of female Bonobos to dominate the community." ... talk about controversy.... sheeeesh!

Back to bidnes... this X-rated activity happens within immediate family members as well as outside it. Bonobos never form permanent monogamous relationships. They participate not playa hate, any gender, any age, don't matter... it's allll good! But there is possibly one exception, mothers and their adult sons, yea even Bonobos have to draw the line some where.

On guard!

Monkeying Around: Penis fencing at its finest!


Bonobo males also engage in various forms of male to male genital behavior AKA.. Frot. Sometimes two males will hang from a tree limb face to face , and penis fence, lol.... woooh! Sorry. the male Bonobos also "frot" on ground face to face. But please lets not forget the "rump rubbing," after a fight( or conflict) two males may turn back to back and rub their scrotal sacs together.
Watcha think of that Jack? ... by the way, NO HOMO. :)

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

LENA "CHASE" CAMERON:The Boricua Vixen of 2009




Shaqwana host from WKYS 93.9 , a DMV radio station, has just announced the new top Vixens! And one of them is the up and coming, Washington's own beauty bootie Lena Cameron. She is packed with the 3B's! What more could a guy ask for? Beauty, brains, and a bootie that won't quit.

Lena was born in Puerto Rico, and moved to Washington DC at the age of 5, where she has lived ever since. With Puerto Rican, Trinidadian, White, and African American blood, this lefty Sag(gitarius) has been blessed with looks to kill. She is enthusiastic, motivating,with a great 
sense of humor, and always knows how to have a good time, but a good party can't keep her still for too long, she is moving and moving fast. She is attracted to two things: new things and cute things. So please her or leave her. Either way, she can't be stopped. Round of applause in welcoming Lena la Zorra Boricua to the scene! ***CLAP CLAP CLAP***



DC's Boricua Vixen LENA"CHASE" CAMERON




The Radio Vixen’ VIP style @ the
DMV Vixen Party at Ibiza Nightclub on March 13th, 2009 beat them there, don't meet them there...