TOP 10 personalities that IM you when your busy sign is on Gmail Chat….
10. I am an Idiot IM- The person just saw that your name was highlighted so you are logged on, but didn’t even notice that you are TOTALLY red, yes, your friend is really that stupid.
9. The SLOW IM- They are responding to something you asked them a while ago, and don’t know that now is not a good time.Ah hem... I said... Now is not a good time.
8. The Vein IM-You two are waaaayyy to close and that busy light is intended for everyone but them, of course..
7. The Logical IM- You IM’d them first. Duh. Change your status you really ARE available.
6. The not-so-independent person’s dependant IM-The person thinks that if they just IM you real quick they will only be bothering you for a second, and you’ll be alright.
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. The Stalker IM- You have been avoiding their phone calls and text messages, so this was the only way for them to catch you... RUN or go invisible, this is your last chance.
4. The Demanding IM- the friend that needs you now because her issues are way more important than yours.
3. Paranoid IM- This person has selected the “off the record” option in google, and must IM you quickly before the boss sees, and because they are “off the record” this is definitely untraceable…
2. Okie Doke IM- This person owes you $, and you have been calling them…no answer. So they catch you with your busy signal on and think… “It will look like I tried to contact them so let me just send a few words… but they are too busy, so I can keep this $70 dol another week.”
1- Asshole IM / This person is a jerk, but that is why you love them- If you don't want to receive any IM’s then log the F&*@ off. Who you foolin? WTF?
