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Friday, January 22, 2010

Disney KID GONE WILD: Kiely Williams - Spectacular

WHISKEY..........TANGO..............FOXTROT.........



1. Who the hell told her it was okay to release a single?
2. What happened to the Cheatah Girls? I mean 3LW? I mean Cheatah Girls? WTF ever...
3. Who the hell told her it was okay to release a single?



Wait - ummm isn't she supposed to be like a child icon or Disney kid or some shyt?? You know, just when I thought the vulgarity in music was at a stand-still, like it can't possibly get any worse, she puts thishhh out. OMG... this lil gurl just said... I mean I just want to quote the ENTIRE SONG. Time for a Read-A- LONG


Who are they again?

Hey Kiely!! ALL the respectable female reputations have  come to life and  are standing up, from bending over... THEY told me to tell you THANKS for  screwing 'em DUMBASS!




Kiely Williams- Spectacular
Lyrics:
Verse:
Last night I was drunk
I don’t remember much
But What I do constant pictures
That’s how goine I was
but he was tall and he was buying
So I gae him a trying
Said he was like a stallion
And the man wansn’t lying
Chorus:
Last I remember I was face down
A$$ up, clothes off, broke off, dozed off
Even though I’m not sure of his name
He could get it again if he wanted
Cause the sex was spectacular
The sex was spectacular (yeaaah)
The sex was spectacular
The sex was spectacular
Verse:
So it was the morning after
I couldn’t get home faster
Doing the walk of shame
In the same clothes from yesterday
I think he pulled a track out
When he was blowing my back out
What was I drinking
I can’t believe I blacked out
Verse:
You can say what you want but
You can call me a slut but
What he did to me last night felt so good
I must have been on drugs
I hope he used a rubber
Or Imma be in trouble
Promise I don’t remember
Except for ___________
Give it to me, Give it to me
Ooh baby what a ride ride
Oh ride ride
So smooth like it beats
I like the heat
Ooh baby what a night night
right right


Thursday, January 14, 2010

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND SAVE HAITI: Magnitude 7 Earthquake Ravages Haiti


On January 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm, Haiti was struck by a magnitude seven earthquake. I am not sure if you know what that means but we measure Earthquakes on the Richter and Mercalli Earthquake scale. www.Mistupid.com offers a chart and an explanation for that measurement scale, here it is below:

Richter and Mercalli Earthquake Scale

The Richter scale was created in 1935 by the American seismologist Charles F. Richter. It measures how much the ground shakes 60 miles from the earthquakes epicenter. Richter magnitudes increase logarithmically, meaning the energy increases 10 times for each magnitude number.
Mercalli intensity is based upon observations of the resulting earthquake damage and not actually measured on instruments. Invented by Italian seismologist Giuseppe Mercalli.
Richter
Magnitude
Mercalli
Intensity
Description
2

I
Usually not felt, but detected by instruments.
II
Felt by very few people.
3

III
Felt by many, often mistaken for a passing vehicle.
IV
Felt by many indoors, dishes and doors disturbed.
4
V
Felt by nearly everyone. People awakened. Cracked walls, trees disturbed.
5

VI
Felt by all. Many run outdoors. Furniture moves. Slight damage occurs.
VII
Everyone runs outdoors. Poorly built buildings suffer severe damage. Slight damage every where else.
6
VIII
Everyone runs outdoors. Moderate to major damage. Minor damage to specially designed buildings. Chimneys and walls collapse.
7

IX
All buildings suffer major damage. Ground cracks, pipes break, foundations shift.
X
Major damage. Structures destroyed. Ground is badly cracked. Landslides occur.
8

XI
Almost all structures fall. Bridges wrecked. Very wide cracks in ground.
XII
Total destruction. Ground surface waves seen. Objects thrown into the air. All construction destroyed.


100,00 people have been pronounced dead so far, and the search continues. President Obama has been and is continuously making effort to RUSH AID, and troops to Haiti. He wants to dedicate the first 72 hours to saving lives. I am just so devastated about this that I think even I expect too much from the world, I wish that I could travel. I wish other countries besides United States and Venezuela would assist. I am not satisfied with the effort. Some people think I should be. I know we are doing the best job that we can, but I just wish we could do more.

I am proud to say that there are some people that are dedicated to helping.  Wyclef Jean the Haitian-American multi-platinum musician, rapper, and record producer has flown to Haiti through the Dominican Republic, as there are no direct flights at this time. He urges everyone to PLEASE help. Here is his statement:

"Haiti today faced a natural disaster of unprecedented proportion, an earthquake unlike anything the country has ever experienced. The magnitude 7.0 earthquake-and several very strong aftershocks -struck only 10 miles from Port-au-Prince. I cannot stress enough what a human disaster this is, and idle hands will only make this tragedy worse. the over 2 million people in Port-au-Prince tonight face catastrophe alone. We must act now. President Obama has already said that the U.S. stands 'ready to assist' the Haitian people. the U.S. Military is the only group trained and prepared to offer that assistance immediately. They must do so as soon as possible.The international community must also rise to the occasion and help the Haitian people in every way possible."





So many nonprofit organizations have setup text messaging donations to make it convenient for all of us. Wyclef  formed the Yle Foundation to assist in community service efforts in Haiti in the wake of Hurricane Jeanne in 2004. The Yle Foundation is accepting donations toward Haitian relief efforts. To donate $5 to Yle’s efforts, you can text the word “Yele” to 501501.
To donate $5onbehalf of the International Rescue Committee (IRC), text the word “Haiti” to 25383.
To donate $10on behalf ofthe Red Cross, text the word “Haiti” to 90999.
To donate $10 on behalf of the William J. Clinton Foundation, text the word “Haiti” to 20222.


PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE... Let's please not forget about Haiti. 


Here is a link to a video done by United Press International with people's remarks about the earthquake, I also made a comment. Check it out: CLICK HERE FOR VIDEO


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Gordo Brega and Rock Mikey: "UPTOWN" featuring Garvey

Nothing sounds better than real music, whichever genre you prefer. Here we have a mixed brewed sound, from two of the most famous cities in the world, New York City, and Washington DC. I have the pleasure of bringing to you the video "UPTOWN" by Gorgo Brega and Rock Mikey featuring Garvey.

"UPTOWN" GORDO BREGA N ROCK MIKEY FEAT GARVEY(DIRECTED BY JOHN ROSE FILMS) from GORDO BREGA on Vimeo.

Love da music wit flava! If you ask me the pair make an excellent match for a group. They both bring to the table something different. The Dominican rapper Gordo is known for his rare ability to mix and master the Spanish and English language (SPANGLISH)   and appeal to multiple rap audiences, all while still maintaining content, and a sound that is pleasant on the ear. Once you hear it, you MUST tap your foot, my foot is still going off... accompanied by my head nod...


Rock Mikey, as a DC native was born to the music world, fully immersed in his music origin, GOGO! His home will ALWAYS be with the DC GoGo band known as UCB (Uncalled 4 Band). Rock Mikey raps with with the energy of a GoGo beat behind EVERY line while still rappin' from a perspective of realism as opposed to the BS that many of us sadly, have been conditioned to hearing... and enjoying. WTF. Since the two have met, they have done countless projects together, while still thriving on the come-up, in the rap industry as individual artists. Gordo Brega has recieved almost .5 million MySpace hits and has released 12 mixtapes. The latest one being "A LO FUKE VOL3", scheduled to be released in February 2010 . You can check him out on his official website: www.GORDOBREGA.com. Rock Mikey stars in the UCB featuring Wale single, "Pat Your Weave" I'll open that up so you can have a look see as well. I don't know about you but I am ready for his new single, "U DA BEST LOOKIN' GIRL"  produced by Bu Bu da Producer. You  can check out more on Rock Mikey at his official website: www.RockMikey.com.ENJOY!!


Monday, January 11, 2010

Me no won B: Boom Bye Bye Beyonce


The people of Trinidad have spoken! Beyonce has a concert scheduled for February 18, 2010 on the beautiful West Indian Island of Trinidad. Apparently, the $1.73 million dollar cost of this concert is a buck too much for the island to handle. Her concert would use up funds set aside for the Carnival. The people have asked that she please step to the left, to the left. WAIT- Her picture is to the left. Coincidence? I think not.
C'mon B its a recession and you and your hubby will be just fine without the few extra bucks. They just want you to wait a while. The people believe they know how to wine, they don't need any further instruction. Nikki B, you are officially the last fan.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Mariah Carey: Drunk or Not?

I - SPY
Get your girl NICK! WTF?? As your local functional Alchoholic, I feel its my duty to spot out a fellow should-be-member of Alcoholics Anonymous. CHEERS! Please join me as I solute and toast with my AA sister. Meetings Wednesday night girl -beat me there- don't meet me there.


But in all seriousness... the National Council of Alcoholism and Drug Dependence and the American Society of Addiction Medicine define alcoholism as "a primary, chronic disease characterized by impaired control of drinking, preoccupation with the drug alcohol, use of alcohol despite adverse consequences, and distortions of thinking."
Sooo... YOU be the judge. Any signs here? If that wine glass could talk it would say.. "Why are you so obsessed with me?(singing)"

Check out this photo of MCC keepin' it classy...
Check out this video .. she's delusional, delusional... I am embarrassed FOR her! A serious WTF?!?! LOL ... But it does make me want a drink.

Mariah Carey: Drunk or Not?


"What award is that she is accepting? Well one thing's for sure, we know it's not from AA!" --JPK